While here at Lovestruck we love a good celebrity romance, sometimes taking advice from the showbiz world, where many stars fall in and out of love as often as we change our underwear, feels well, frankly a bit wrong.
Woody: “To avoid suffering one must not love”.
So we thought we’d compile a list of some absolutely awful advice from celebs with a warning sign: DO NOT LISTEN. But by all means laugh!
Jack Nicholson: ‘There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.’
Kelly Osbourne: ‘I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word “YOU” and I just put the letter “U”’
Alec Baldwin: ‘Don’t do it unless you look at that person and say, `I can’t get out of bed in the morning knowing that she’s out there.’ If you do get married, get a prenup. It’s not about money at all. It’s about having a document that states how you’ll dissolve your marriage while you still have a shred of respect for each other.’
Cher: ‘Men should be like Kleenex…soft, strong, disposable.’
Sharon Stone: ‘Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.’
Uma Thurman: ‘It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.’
Katy Perry: ‘Give piece of ass a chance.’
Woody Allen: ‘To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.’
Nick Lachey: ‘Throw in the towel right off the bat. Women argue in ways that aren’t rational to men.’
Are you convinced by these words of wisdom? Nope, neither are we!
Have you ever been given awful dating advice? What was it? Tell us @lovestruck
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