OK, so you’ve probably all heard of poo-gate and if not, google ‘date’ ‘non-flushable poo’ and bathroom window. While some of us may have experienced some odd dates in our time, prepare to really cer-ringe as we float 12 toe-curling dating stories out there (purlease tell us you can’t beat any of these)
1.”My date asked me for nail clippers cos he “didn’t want to scratch me in my sleep” then he cut his toe-nails ON MY BED!” #NailedIt
2.”We hit a cow crossing the road, in my date’s dad’s car. The sound of my date crying, and the cow moaning will haunt me forever…” #Moo
3.”I once had a guy leave when I was in the bathroom. True story.”
4.”During the date, she started calling me her boyfriend, and at the end of the date she told me she loved me and that I was an angel sent by God to her. Yikes.”
5.”I hate bats. He took me to a bat habitat. I was freaked & waited in the car. He snuck a bat in his book-bag and released it the my car. No, sadly he wasn’t the real Batman, one seriously bad Joker.”
6.”I ordered a steak and he tells me I should get a salad so I don’t get fat. Freakin’ serious? Then he totally ignored me and started talking to a guy about baseball. I grabbed my keys and said, ‘I’ve got to use the bathroom, I’ll be right back,’ and did a runner. The next day he texted me, ‘I had fun. We should go out again sometime.’ LIKE YOU DIDN’T NOTICE I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND NEVER CAME BACK!?!?” #
7.”Within the first five minutes of a dinner date, he asked if I wanted to have kids. He said I shouldn’t because I would ‘pass my bad genes onto them’ (I’m diabetic). He then told me that I have diabetes because of how poorly my grandparents ate (it doesn’t work like that, bozo).
8.”I went on a first date with a dude who very casually mentioned hiding an unloaded gun under a friend’s pillow as a practical joke. I made my excuses.”
9.”The guy said he got called into work after his ex called then he told me to take a bus home but he’d stolen all my cash out my purse. Serious.”
10.”I went to dinner with a girl once, and she decided to take the leftovers home to her boyfriend.”
11.”So I had a few too many before my date. Went to men’s room and forgot about my date. Came out, saw her, and tried to pick her up. Don’t drink and date.”
12.”He seriously showed me pictures of his house plants and explained their different watering schedules.”
Have you had any dates that left you backing out the door? Tell us @Lovestruck #NoSecondDate
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