Top 25 Bad Pick-Up Lines

Yes ladies, we’ve all been there. Minding our own business in a club and a guy comes over and delivers such a bad pick up line, we wonder what planet he has been living on. Nine times out of ten, they don’t work, but right time, right line and he may get lucky.

Is there such a thing as a 'good' pick up line? We're not so sure.

Is there such a thing as a ‘good’ pick up line? We’re not so sure.

Guys, if these are part of your regular repertoire, quit while you’re ahead!

1. Do you believe in love at first sight… or should I walk around you three or four more times?

2. If I said you have a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

3. I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?

4. Excuse me; do bras come in size perfect? Because I’d buy that for you. Seriously, what’s your cup size?

5. Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

6. I think you just dropped something… my heart

7. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

8. (Guy gestures to his shirt) Excuse me, do you know what material this is? I’m actually pretty sure it’s boyfriend material.

9. The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire… for you.

10. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

11. Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

12. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

13. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

14. The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

15. I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

16. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

17. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

18. Hi, I have big feet.

19. Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are HOT!

20. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

21. Was your dad a baker? ‘cause you’ve got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever seen

22. You are so sweet you are giving me a toothache.

23. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

24. If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

25. Where have you been all my life?

Any other awful corny, cheesy or plain funny pick-up lines you would like to add? Tell us @lovestruck

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